I awoke the other day to a temperature of 8 degrees. I have no problem with any temperature that starts with an 8, in fact I’m a big proponent. But I need that 8 to be followed by a second … Continue reading
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Shorebilly’s Swill: 2014 Resolutions
Well it’s that time of year again. We’re all given a fresh start by simply having the year change over to a new one. We, myself included, have convinced ourselves, right or wrong, that it’s a new year, so a … Continue reading
Shorebilly’s Swill: 2013 in Review
As 2013 comes to a close, I’d be remiss not to do a piece covering the year in review. Don’t worry; I’m not going to recap news stories and world events from this past year, that’s not really my thing. … Continue reading
What Does Christmas Mean to You?
Buddy the Elf posits that “the best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” That certainly is a start, but it got us thinking, what is the most effective way to spread holiday cheer? Shopping … Continue reading
Shorebilly’s Swill: A Christmas Poem
‘Twas the days before Christmas in the Syd Nichols house. He was stressed out and worried, thank God for his spouse. She’s consummately cool, on a nice even keel. So she keeps him from being a total s@#t heel. When … Continue reading
Shorebilly’s Swill: The Best Gifts of A ...
I was originally going to write this week about that fun, almost oxymoronic ritual known as the ‘restaurant customer appreciation holiday party.’ I was going to tell you what it’s like to be at one of them, through the eyes … Continue reading
Shorebilly’s Swill: Twisted Toys for Ch ...
As is often the case, I had other plans for this week’s piece. Then observations and circumstances changed that, and the column began once again writing itself. I don’t watch a whole lot of television at home. I stopped watching … Continue reading
Shorebilly’s Swill: Stuff My Kids Say
I’ve mentioned here many times before, that as long as I have a job as a bartender in a resort town, and four kids, I will always have plenty to write about. Both wells are deep, and neither will ever … Continue reading
Shorebilly’s Swill: Giving Thanks for F ...
It all started on an afternoon in early November about six years ago. My son, who was about 16, and I – for whatever reason – found ourselves shopping in a department store. I won’t say the name or location … Continue reading
Shorebilly’s Swill: My Daily Thanks
This week I’m thinking about the arrival of my absolute favorite of all the holidays. I know you’ve grown to expect sarcasm and cynicism from me, but I mean with complete sincerity that Thanksgiving truly is my favorite holiday. I … Continue reading
Shorebilly’s Swill: Coffee or Bud Light ...
In my line of work, particularly in a seasonal resort town, the wonders never cease as far as the things I see and hear. Even after over 30 years of restaurant work, and over a quarter century’s worth of that … Continue reading
Shorebilly’s Swill: Parenthood – ...
This week I’m going to take a break from my bar room diatribes, and assume the other half of my dual identity. If you’ve been following the column then you’re aware that I tend to vacillate between curmudgeonly aging, resort … Continue reading
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