Currently Reading: Opinions

I know I’ve said it many times before, but often times this piece just writes itself. I’ll have something in mind to write about, and then an unexpected event pops up, and I subsequently become nothing more than a vessel … Continue reading →

Well, when we left off last week, I was just getting on a roll about my observations so far of the summer of 2013. I mentioned the Jersey invasion and how our troops were outnumbered. They flanked us with hundreds … Continue reading →

We’re now about a month into the summer of 2013 season, and already it’s been sheer entertainment. Please keep in mind that when I use the word “entertainment” that not all things which entertain us are good things. I’ll give … Continue reading →

As we vault full speed, and head long into our peak season, I’ve already noticed the telltale signs that summer is here. Still in the formative weeks of the summer of 2013, the sights, sounds, and even smells are already … Continue reading →

They’re HEEEEeeeere! Hopefully, as you read the first two words, in your head you heard them in the voice of little Carol Anne from the classic 80’s movie Poltergeist. That’s what I was going for. I even used upper and … Continue reading →

After taking in these vast differences in my surroundings, it suddenly became glaringly apparent to me that maybe…just maybe, I was in the wrong trailer. A massive wave of sobriety, sensibility, and HOLY SHIT came crashing over me like a … Continue reading →

I started the journey back to the party… The sun slowly and majestically rose out of the Atlantic providing the perfect silhouette of an imbecile staggering down the street with a bag full of children’s toys intended to survive only … Continue reading →

As I mentioned in Part 1, this story is a bit lengthy, but worth following to the end. So I’m just going to pick up right where I left off, and try to keep the breaks in the story at … Continue reading →

The story you are about to read is one of my favorites. It happened pretty much exactly as you are about to read. It may take a few weeks to get through this one, but I promise you, it’s worth … Continue reading →

Many of the telltale signs that spring is here have recently befallen us. Or at least they have around my house. This week will be a collection of short stories sighting examples of how spring is showing its presence in … Continue reading →

In this week’s column Syd revisits a trip to his Mecca on the shore, an annual event known as Pork in the Park, in Salisbury, MD. This past weekend brought an event that, as pathetic as it may seem, I … Continue reading →

Morning comes, the sun rises, and the new day begins whether or not we’re ready. It’s pouring rain outside, it’s our anniversary, we have three sick little girls at home, and as the result of a series of bizarre events, … Continue reading →