I’ve been racking my brain all week trying to come up with something to write about. Nothing too exciting has happened in my ambitious career of bartending lately, and I’m sure you probably need a break from reading about my … Continue reading
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ShoreBilly’s Swill: Upper Left Quadrant
I had very different plans for this week’s column, but once again, my life happened. My thought process was T-boned by my perpetual and unique string of luck at the intersection of Well Planned and Why Me. Now, as is … Continue reading
ShoreBilly’s Swill: Growing Up My Way, ...
A few weeks ago I started writing the first part of this piece. This one is essentially telling you about the snail-like pace of my emotional maturation, and my less than conventional parenting techniques. This could potentially be an ongoing … Continue reading
Shorebilly’s Swill: Easter Memories
This week’s disclaimer comes at the beginning of Syd’s story, and isn’t really a disclaimer so much as a fair warning. This is indeed a memory of Easter. And it does in fact deal with a fluffy creature. However, be … Continue reading
ShoreBilly’s Swill: Growing Up My Way
I recently celebrated my 45th birthday. Well, maybe celebrate is the wrong choice of word. I’ve never really been a big proponent or advocate of birthdays. Even when I was younger, I never really celebrated my own birthday with the … Continue reading
ShoreBilly’s Swill: Not Bothering Me. A ...
I can comfortably say that I got through St. Pat’s weekend with no casualties and with as little hatred as possible. Don’t get me wrong, there were multiple idiots that I genuinely wanted to choke out, but by the standards … Continue reading
ShoreBilly’s Swill: A Bartender’s ...
I’m guessing that last week’s piece didn’t end quite the way you all were expecting it to. I’m not going to belabor you with another full column about my slip on the ice because I have a lot of subject … Continue reading
ShoreBilly’s Swill: A Slip on the Ice, ...
When we finished last week, I had worked an uneventful Friday evening, took a spill on the ice walking to my car, and was about to go to bed in a lot of pain. I’ll now pick up the story … Continue reading
ShoreBilly’s Swill: A Slip on the Ice
Let me start this week by going back to last week’s column. I just wanted to make it known that the final paragraph of my last piece was meant to be strictly funny and ironic nothing more, nothing less. No … Continue reading
ShoreBilly’s Swill: Musical Inspiration ...
In part one of my diatribe about recent Sunday evening programming, I touched on some pretty key points. To quickly summarize what we’ve discussed so far, I do, always have, and always will loathe Tom Brady, Bill Belichick, and Pete … Continue reading
ShoreBilly’s Swill: Super Bowl Recap
These were 2 subjects that I tried my best not to write about, but I just couldn’t resist, so I decided to combine them into one piece. This one will be pretty top heavy with my own personal opinions, so … Continue reading
ShoreBilly’s Swill: Pet Peeves Personif ...
Ever since the new year started, I decided I would resolve to be a more tolerant, more patient, and all around better me. The decision, not unlike most that I make at this juncture in my life, was inspired by … Continue reading
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