Not long ago, I met a very nice lady seated at my bar. She had a handful of years on me, but certainly not enough to constitute a generation gap. It was a cold Tuesday afternoon in early February when … Continue reading
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Shorebilly’s Swill: Celebrity Look Alik ...
I recently wrote a two-part piece on all of the comparisons to various celebrities I’ve gotten from my bar patrons over the years. They cover a humorously wide range and change dramatically with the seasons, as does my look. Well … Continue reading
Shorebilly’s Swill: An Epic Rise and Fa ...
I’m writing this piece on behalf of the word ‘epic’. I’m doing this for multiple reasons. First is that I believe the gross overuse and misuse of this word has reached proportions that are, well… you know. So consider this … Continue reading
Shorebilly’s Swill: Celebrity Look Alik ...
This, like many other times, is one of those weeks where the column kind of writes itself. This one was the spawn of something silly and trivial that I did earlier this past week just for a reaction. If you’ve … Continue reading
Shorebilly’s Swill: Living Room Forts M ...
When we left off, I was the host, court jester, party favor, test dummy, and entertainment for a sleepover party of nine-year-old girls, with my little ones also in the mix. It was Friday night of MLK weekend and I … Continue reading
Shorebilly’s Swill: Winter’s Dome ...
Let me first tie up a few loose ends from last week before I move on… I wrote a line about getting my daughter a loom for her second birthday in July. I have absolutely no idea how I fudged … Continue reading
ShoreBilly’s Swill: January Hermit Unco ...
I’m now smack in the middle of my third annual, self-imposed house arrest. By that I mean that the restaurant I work in full time is closed for the slowest month of the year, and I have essentially become a … Continue reading
Shorebilly’s Swill: Baby It’s Col ...
I awoke the other day to a temperature of 8 degrees. I have no problem with any temperature that starts with an 8, in fact I’m a big proponent. But I need that 8 to be followed by a second … Continue reading
Shorebilly’s Swill: 2014 Resolutions
Well it’s that time of year again. We’re all given a fresh start by simply having the year change over to a new one. We, myself included, have convinced ourselves, right or wrong, that it’s a new year, so a … Continue reading
Shorebilly’s Swill: 2013 in Review
As 2013 comes to a close, I’d be remiss not to do a piece covering the year in review. Don’t worry; I’m not going to recap news stories and world events from this past year, that’s not really my thing. … Continue reading
What Does Christmas Mean to You?
Buddy the Elf posits that “the best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” That certainly is a start, but it got us thinking, what is the most effective way to spread holiday cheer? Shopping … Continue reading
Shorebilly’s Swill: A Christmas Poem
‘Twas the days before Christmas in the Syd Nichols house. He was stressed out and worried, thank God for his spouse. She’s consummately cool, on a nice even keel. So she keeps him from being a total s@#t heel. When … Continue reading
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